Subject: Keep On Wagging! Newsletter from Max the Golden Retriever


Keep On Wagging! Newsletter

 

 

 

 

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Max Thinks Out Loud 

Max Thinks Out Loud

 

Dog Pick-up Lines that never work

I won best of breed at the dog show

Is that a treat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Bark up this tree much?


I'll sniff your butt if you'll sniff mine.

My kennel or yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?

It's okay, I've been neutered.

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Max's Tribute to Squirrel Appreciation Day

How do I love thee?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
I love thee trapped up in a tree.
Far from my reach, but still close to me.
I love thee standing out side my door.
Making life so grand on a day that's a bore.
I love thee flittering to and fro.
As I dream of ways to chase you so.
I love you as you scurry and chatter.
As I think of a new squirrel frying batter.
I love you as....

Who am I kidding... the chase is on little squirrel!

Woof! Woof!

 

 

Dear Friend,

Wag!  Wag!  Since we last saw each other (well, you know what I mean) we've started a new year, gotten a new US President and celebrated Squirrel Appreciation Day...  whew, what a busy start to the year.

Around my place, things have really been hopping.  While I've been going on my great adventures (I know, I've been a little slow getting new ones posted) I've also been meeting lots of new friends on twitter.  If you're not following me, you're missing out on fun stuff.  Yesterday I spent the day trying to get out of the kennel with my Beagle, Doxie and Great Dane friends.  I've even got a new squirrel friend who drops by once in a while.

Things have also been really great with my Keep On Wag
Keep On Wagging!ging! store too.  We've been selling bunches of t-shirts and stickers and mugs and hoodies to dog lovers all over the country.  We're also gearing up to attend a bunch of dog shows and fun events over the next few months.  Matter of fact I have to give a big Bark Out! to my newest friends that we just met at the Charleston Kennel Club Dog Show.  Bark! Bark!  You can see where we're going next by checking out our event calendar. We'll be adding even more events soon.  If we're in your area, do stop by and say 'Woof!'

Anyway, enough about me... how have you been? No, seriously, I'd like to know how you're doing.  If you've done something that you think would be fun to share with my other friends let me know.  I am always looking for fun things to include in the newsletter and on my blog... so shoot me an email and let me know what's up with you.

Well, I hope you enjoy this month's 'stuff' and please make sure you stop by and give my friends who contributed to this issue a big Woof! Woof!  (or Purrrrrrr if you're a cat)

 

Keep On Wagging! wherever life takes you.

 

Max   max@maxthegoldenretriever.com

PS.  You may have noticed that my Friends Photo page is really filling up!  If your picture isn't there please email one to me so I can include you too.

 

Djembe the Dog's Training Tips

 

I've heard lots of people got new dogs during the Holiday season so I thought it would be a great time to share some tips on how to "introduce" your new dog into the family.


Since you can't just say to your dog "Here is your new brother/sister... Play nice," I'll give you some ideas on how to introduce a new dog to your pack.

  1. Because your current dog knows her home and will likely be protective of it when a new dog enters, it's much better to have new members meet the pack on mutual territory. Going for a walk is a wonderful way for introductions.
  2. Initial introductions are huge and should always be supervised.  There is always a possibility things could get ugly, so it's important for the meeting to have humans around. Read my earlier writing on meeting rituals.
  3. It's always a good idea to crate the new dog so she can observe the house from a safe place without getting too involved right away. This will also allow your existing dog(s) a way to get used to your new dog... but remember whenever the dogs are together they need to be supervised.
  4. One dog will always be the leader, and not always the older one. We dogs look at things differently. Often humans assume just because a dog is older it should be the leader, and they interfere with the ranking process. This is the wrong thing to do, because it messes with the "natural way" of sorting things.

Max the Golden RetrieverDjembe the Dog

 
Djembe the Dog's dad is a certified SitMeansSit dog trainer in Charlotte, NC. You can learn more about Djembe at his blog DjembeTheDog.com

 

 

Ramblings of a Fictional Puppy

 

¡Feliz Año Nuevo!
 
That means 'Happy New Year'. Yes, thanks for noticing. I can speak Spanish now. My creator, Mayra Calvani, has translated my book into Spanish and it will be available soon. But that's not all. The biggest news is that our publisher has said YES to a whole series
Max the Golden Retriever of books with-you guessed it-me, Crash, the cutest puppy there is! I can roll over on my back and envision it... Crash's Summer Holiday, Crash's Mountain Adventure, Crash's Day at the Kennel, Crash Goes to the Doggy Spa, Crash and the Alien Kittens, and on and on the list goes. The only one who doesn't seem happy about this is Amigo, the 'real life' golden retriever in our house, whom I have to fight constantly for Mayra's attention. You should have seen him today while Mayra was playing the violin. He was such a show off! He was howling like a wolf! I'm telling you, the dog has a personality problem. Oh well, I guess it isn't easy to live with a celebrity like me. I should be easier on him from now on.

Visit Crash the Puppy at
www.crashthepuppy.blogspot.com. 50% of author royalties will go to Almost Heaven Golden Retriever Rescue and Sanctuary.

Congratulations to Lynn from Colorado!  Lynn entered Crash's contest from our last newsletter and won a copy of a prize pack that included a copy of Mayra Calvani's great children's book "Crash!," a bookmark, doggy stickers and a box of Belgian chocolates.

 

 

5 Ways to Make Your Dog Happy

    1. Two words:  Car ride
    2. Talk to him (it doesn't matter what you say)
    3. Pop open a fresh can of tennis balls -or- a fresh jar of peanut butter!
    4. Leave the house (but just for 30 seconds) and then come back in
    5. Two more words:  Belly rub

Dog Living Magazine


Thanks Dog Living Magazine for these great tips on making your dog happy.  You dog will thank you!

BTW, Join Dog Living Magazine and Keep On Wagging! in supporting Monty's Home on February 8th in Wilmington, NC

 


The Best Things in Life are Free?  Believe It!

 
Corny?  Maybe.  True?  Definitely.
 
Really people.  Think about it.  What things make you smile, whether you want to or not?  Pictures of your kids?  Photos of cute babies yawning?  Videos of adorable puppies and kittens playing with each other?  Beautiful music, accompanied by a breathtaking scene of a sunset, the ocean, the mountains, the snow?  A good joke?  A bad joke?  See!?  Free stuff!
 
Try something for me.  Tomorrow morning, when you get up, sit down at your computer, and start your day with something that makes you smile.  I hope you'll pick Jake & Tycho's funnies first thing every morning like I do.  But that's okay if you don't.  Just find something, first (not second) thing in the morning,  that makes you smile.
 
Ahhh yes.  Life is good!
 
Martha
http://jakeandtycho.com
http://idurmutt.com
 
Martha W. and her husband Barry have two grown sons and two doggies.  You can reach Martha and let her know what makes you smile at contact@jakeandtycho.com or contact@idurmutt.com.



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