It appears that humans across America are beginning to show their support for Canine Party 2008. Here are some images submitted from supporters from across the country.
If you have photographs showing how you are supporting Canine Party 2008 please send them to K9P2008@MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com
Submitted by Joe the Carpenter from Cleveland, Ohio
MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com Launches Canine Party 2008
MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com announces the official launch of the Canine Party 2008. The new political party has goal of electing the first Canine President of the United States.
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PRLog (Press Release) – Oct 14, 2008 – This week the website MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com announced the official launch of the Canine Party 2008. The new political party, also known as K9P 2008, will support Canine candidates who stand for REAL change in 2008.
Addressing readers of his world renowned website blog, Max the Golden Retriever, primary contributor to http://MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com, noted “It’s time to throw the donkeys and the elephants out of Washington and let a real animal do the job! It’s time for a Canine President.”
The Canine Party 2008 has already begun looking at changes needed in Washington. For instance, on National Security concerns the Party is advocating the appointment of a Rottweiler as Secretary of Defense and the selection of a Chihuahua named Chiquillo to head Border Security and Immigration.
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… move over Brad Pitt… outta my way Benji… … look out behind you Will Smith…
…You’ve seen me on the CNN.com … I’ve shown up as Art all the way across the ocean… I’ve 
even been on a big screen in Times Square… but now… wait for it… I’m in a movie! Circle! Circle! Wag! Wag! … and a Jump! Jump! just to emphasize my happiness!
That’s right, your Golden Retriever pal, Max, (that’s me…) landed a role in a movie that was released today! … and guess what the movie is titled??? Max the Golden Retriever … “No way!” you say? Yes, Way!!
My buddies Jake and Tycho over at jakeandtycho.com and idurmutt.com are pretty prolific filmmakers and their latest work features me giving advice to Tycho. I play myself for this role so it will be easy to spot me… I’m also the only Golden Retriever…
… what’s next? Me on YouTube? Imagine it… me sharing the 19″ screen with Geraldo as he falls down in Galveston, TX during Hurricane Ike or with Brittany as she does something wacky or with that sad lonely kid dancing with his light sabre…
Drum Roll Please! Sorry, we’re all out of popcorn and drinks…
Ready for REAL Change in 2008? Join the Canine Party!
… circle, circle, wag, wag… You may have read that Djembe the dog is running for President. We saw in my last post that there would be a lot of changes in the White House and Cabinet… I mean Dog House and Pack…
… A Canine President would also act quickly to sniff out some important policy issues. For instance…
Health Care. Every dog and person would have the right to an annual heart worm test, fecal exam, bordella shot and rabies vaccination. Of course since dogs don’t have money, someone else would be responsible for paying for this right. As an aside, treatments for having a wet, cold nose would not be covered since we all know that is a sign of good health…
National Security. Invisible Fence… think about it. If we installed an invisible fence around the whole country we’d be safe right? I’m not sure though, how we would get all the bad people and would be terrorists to wear shock collars…
If the invisible fence or terrorist shock collar distribution effort turns out to be impractical we’d just let our new Rottweiler Secretary of Defense roam the borders. (We could tell him he was guarding a warehouse or a used car lot). Continue reading ‘What Else would a Dog President Change?’
My buddy Djembe the Dog just announced that he is running for US President. I’m sure you’ll all agree that having someone from the Canine Party in the White House would be a good thing for the Country. We’ve had years of Donkeys and Elephants in the White House. The time is now for a Canine!
So, you might be wondering what a Canine Presidency might look like. Would it be a period of ‘Change,’ ‘Reform,’ ‘Marverickiness?’ Do can at least be sure that if a pitbull was elected he would have to vow to wear lipstick. (You know so it would appeal to all the hockey moms out there.)
I’m sure there would be some fundamental changes in the first 100 days of a Canine Presidency. Change would start at the White House:
- The White House would obviously be changed to the Dog House. (Duuuhhhh….)
- There would be daily Press Barkings
- The Front Lawn would be turned into an off-lease dog park
- An agility course would be set up in the West Wing
- All State Dinners would begin with 15 minutes of formal butt sniffing, following by 10 minutes of leg humping and 10 minutes of territory marking.
- Canine Presidents would be limited to one term since in dog years each term would be 28 years. Continue reading ‘What if a Dog was Elected President?’
