Max the Golden Retriever

Max has a Public Service Announcement

Max — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:44:02 +0000

…Tis the season to be wagging … wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag … …Chasing squirrels and little kitties… wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag … …Go and fetch some tennis balls now … wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag … … ahhh, it’s time to Celebrate the Season! … it’s [...]

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A Max the Golden Retriever Post Re-Run

Aubrey — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:32:31 +0000

[Editor's Note: I was going thru some of Max's old posts and wondered how many dogs and people have never seen some of his 'older' stuff. I'm guessing it's quite a few since we have so many new friends. With that in mind I thought I'd put a short re-run into the mix (it's not [...]

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Canine Party 2008 Concedes the US Presidental Race

Max — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:39:21 +0000

Fellow canines and companions, it is my duty to inform you that none of the Canine Party 2008 candidates were able to gather enough Electoral votes on November 4th to defeat the Donkey and Elephant party candidates. As a result, the Donkey candidate and human person, Senator Barack H. Obama, will become the next President of the [...]

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Max the Golden Retriever National Press Release for K9P 2008

Aubrey — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:48:01 +0000

… Wag!, Wag!… Circle, Circle… the election is just hours away… I have just released a national press release announcing the Canine Party 2008 candidates… I encourage all my readers to go out tomorrow (even though I heard it may be raining cats and dogs in some parts of the country) and vote for REAL change [...]

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Max is Dressing Like a Cat this Halloween

Max — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:14:00 +0000

... Wag!, Wag! ... Halloween is fast approaching... I'm so excited I can hardly sit ... this year I'm dressing up as a cat... I know what you may be thinking, "Max the Golden Retriever as a cat? No way?" ... if you are thinking that then the answer I would give would be "Yes, Way!" ... if you weren't thinking "No Way" then I applaud you for your unyeilding support of me and all that I stand for (too much?)

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Max the Golden Retriever goes to DogFest 2008

Max — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 17:07:37 +0000

… sniff… whew… my nose is actually sore from all the sniffing … I don’t believe I have sniffed this much dog butt ever… not that I mind of course… ’cause that’s what I do… … boy, oh, boy, check out that cutie over there… I haven’t sniffed her out yet… I’ll break out my best [...]

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Shh… Max Has A Secret for His Friends

Max — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:09:04 +0000

... so last night, when everyone else was sleeping, I snuck onto the website and made the change... How did I get the password? duhhh.. it's 'retriever' of course... so until they woke up and checked the site, everything was changed... HA! HA! HA! ... if you visited the site in the middle of the night last night you could have ordered a 'Cats Smell Funny' Women's Fitted Baseball T-shirt, or a golden retriever sticker that said 'Cats Smell Funny' or a hoodie with a picture of me and my friends that said 'Cats Smell Funny' right under our butts.... I was laughing so hard I piddled on my new alligator toy...

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Two New Canines throw Paws into K9P 2008 Ring

Max — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:03:08 +0000

… Quick update on our appeal for K9P 2008 candidates…. Fortunately, the party continues to spread it’s wings, um, legs and is gaining momentum. We’ve just added a couple of new candidates to the Party. Tuffy (Tuffy’s Official Campaign Website), a Chihuahua, has decided to run for the Presidential post. I’ve also heard that if he isn’t elected [...]

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Big News about Keep On Wagging!

Max — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 00:43:45 +0000

… WAG! WAG! … CIRCLE! CIRCLE! … BARK! BARK! … JUMP! JUMP! (… yes I am sooooo excited that I’m wagging, circling, barking and jumping in all CAPS and bold font) If you’ve stopped by lately you may have noticed a couple of mentions of a little project me and my people have been working on between our adventures… (hopefully you’ve [...]

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Dogs are from Pluto and Cats are from Venus

Max — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:17:12 +0000

... let's see... paw, paw... sniff, sniff... anything about those bird's that play a game using a pig's skin? ... here it is... the Ravens beat the Dolphins... Duhhhh... they played the game on a grass field... how good could a Dolphin possibly play fetch on dry land? ... I say play the next series in the water and see how good those Ravens can swim...

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Support for Canine Party 2008 Growing

Max — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:44:31 +0000

It appears that humans across America are beginning to show there support for Canine Party 2008. Here are some images submitted from supporters across the country.

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Canine Party 2008 - Official Press Release

Max — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:39:27 +0000

MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com Launches Canine Party 2008 MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com announces the official launch of the Canine Party 2008. The new political party has goal of electing the first Canine President of the United States. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE PRLog (Press Release) – Oct 14, 2008 – This week the website MaxtheGoldenRetriever.com announced the official launch of the Canine Party 2008. The new [...]

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Max the Golden Retriever’s First Movie Role

Max — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 18:17:15 +0000

… move over Brad Pitt… outta my way Benji… … look out behind you Will Smith… …You’ve seen me on the CNN.com … I’ve shown up as Art all the way across the ocean… I’ve even been on a big screen in Times Square… but now… wait for it… I’m in a movie! Circle! Circle! Wag! Wag! … [...]

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What Else would a Dog President Change?

Max — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:42:40 +0000

... A Canine President would also act quickly to sniff out some important policy issues. For instance... Health Care. Every dog and person would have the right to an annual heart worm test, fecal exam, bordella shot and rabies vaccination. Of course since dogs don't have money, someone else would be responsible for paying for this right.

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What if a Dog was Elected President?

Max — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:04:02 +0000

So, you might be wondering what a Canine Presidency might look like. Would it be a period of 'Change,' 'Reform,' 'Marverickiness?' Do can at least be sure that if a pitbull was elected he would have to vow to wear lipstick. (You know so it would appeal to all the hockey moms out there.)

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Max the Golden Retriever is Under Pressure Now

Max — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:20:54 +0000

… I’m having a tail between my legs moment … My person saw this video and now, for some reason, I am feeling a lot of pressure… the good thing is that I see lots and lots of treats in my future… If you don’t see the video go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77BiABtU1A Keep On Wagging! addthis_url [...]

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Max the Golden Retriever Celebrates World Vegetarian Day

Max — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:49:47 +0000

… growl, rumble, churn, growl, rumble… man, it sounds like a herd of cats are fighting over the last spot on the scratching posting post in my stomach… I’m so hungry I could eat an elephant… course I’d have to eat it one bite at a time… sniff… sniff… wonder what’s in the bowl this morning? I sure hope it’s not [...]

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Max the Golden Retriever Reads the Newspaper

Max — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 18:31:18 +0000

… nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning… … yawn … streeeetcccccchhhhhh… oh, nothing better than a mid-morning nap laying in the sun on a cool South Carolina fall day… now, that I’m awake though I wonder what I’ll do to entertain myself this morning… … sniff… hey, what’s this in the [...]

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Max the Golden Retriever is in the Squirrel Patrol

Max — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:10:54 +0000

… run… run… run… pant, pant, pannnnntttt… whew… those squirrels are fast this morning… I wonder if it’s all the acorns they’ve been eating… maybe I should eat a few and see if it helps my speed? … munch, munch… crunch, crunch… YUCKKKK!!!! Spit, spit…. oh, these things are terrible… how do squirrels eat these things? [...]

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Happy Birthday to Max the Golden Retriever

Max — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:04:00 +0000

Wag! Wag! Cake! Hats! Presents! Circle…. oh happy day! Today is my birthday… sniff… sniff… do I smell cake? I do indeed hope so…. I love cake…

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How to Have an Accident and Get a Cat blamed

Max — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:20:24 +0000

Moving on… So fellow dogs, we all know how hard we try to hold it in, right? Sure, as dogs we are occasionally forced to assert our pack leadership role or to show our disappointment in having that nice pair of socks we were chewing taken away. And what better way than a little surprise puddle? Can I get a Bark! Bark!?

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Keep On Wagging! Newsletter Hits the Net Today!

Max — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:18:40 +0000

... Bark! Bark! Bark!..... Wag! Wag! Wag!.... Circle, Circle, Circle... Did you hear the great news? My Keep On Wagging! newsletter hit the Net this morning. And, I can tell you that the early reviews have been "great!"

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Max the Golden Retriever’s Overheard Words of Advice

Max — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:23:38 +0000

sniff… sniff… anyone looking for some good advice? Here are a couple of things I over heard while laying on my favorite carpet… Don’t bite the hand that feeds you… especially if the hand has a peanut butter flavored treat in it… It seems like this should go without saying, but you never know… Dog park etiquette for [...]

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How can You Help the Gustav Victims? Max Knows!

Max — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 17:11:32 +0000

… wag! wag! … whew… It sounds like Gustav was not as bad as it could have been… that’s a relief… both for all the people along the Gulf Coast but also for their animal companions. … Unfortunately it doesn’t look like the US is through with Hurricanes yet…. you may have noticed that Hurricane Hanna [...]

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So what are you waiting for?

Max — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:09:30 +0000

… it’s almost here and I’m so excited I think I might piddle just a little bit….by the way, does anyone know what that’s all about?… the anxious dog piddle I mean…. sure I guess it makes sense for the little dogs, like my friend Chiquillo… no ’playa hatin’ intended here but some of them shake so much that [...]

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