…Tis the season to be wagging … wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag …
…Chasing squirrels and little kitties… wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag …
…Go and fetch some tennis balls now … wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag, wag …
…  ahhh, it’s time to Celebrate the Season! …  it’s [...]

Fellow canines and companions, it is my duty to inform you that none of the Canine Party 2008 candidates were able to gather enough Electoral votes on November 4th to defeat the Donkey and Elephant party candidates.  As a result, the Donkey candidate and human person, Senator Barack H. Obama, will become the next President of the [...]

… Wag!, Wag! … Halloween is fast approaching… I’m so excited I can hardly sit … this year I’m dressing up as a cat… I know what you may be thinking, “Max the Golden Retriever as a cat? No way?” … if you are thinking that then the answer I would give would be “Yes, Way!” … if you weren’t thinking “No Way” then I applaud you for your unyeilding support of me and all that I stand for (too much?)

… sniff… whew… my nose is actually sore from all the sniffing … I don’t believe I have sniffed this much dog butt ever… not that I mind of course… ’cause that’s what I do…
… boy, oh, boy, check out that cutie over there… I haven’t sniffed her out yet…  I’ll break out my best [...]

… so last night, when everyone else was sleeping, I snuck onto the website and made the change… How did I get the password? duhhh.. it’s ‘retriever’ of course… so until they woke up and checked the site, everything was changed… HA! HA! HA! … if you visited the site in the middle of the night last night you could have ordered a ‘Cats Smell Funny’ Women’s Fitted Baseball T-shirt, or a golden retriever sticker that said ‘Cats Smell Funny’ or a hoodie with a picture of me and my friends that said ‘Cats Smell Funny’ right under our butts…. I was laughing so hard I piddled on my new alligator toy…