… Sniff, Sniff! I’ve sniffed out my funniest tweets from twitter to share with you… please remember I mostly do this to entertain myself so I won’t be offended if you don’t think they’re the funniest things in the world… I mean I cracked myself up when I tweeted them, but you know…

If you enjoy do feel to leave me a BOL (bark out loud – that’s my very own), or LOL or LMAO or ROTFLMAO on my comments. If you don’t know what those things mean… … of course you know what they mean… I DO have the hippest, funnest group of readers on the internet…

By the way if you don’t follow me on twitter, I’d recommend you paw your way over right now.  Click Here and say ‘there’s no place like home…(no sure what good that part will do but sounded cool I thought)… otherwise, Enjoy!

Just heard American Idol is coming back. Anybody know where I can apply to be in Randy Jackson’s Dog Pound?

If you can’t laugh at yourself who can you laugh at? I suggest laughing at your next door neighbor… It’ll unnerve ‘em

My morning playlist: “Who let the dogs out” (of course), anything by Bow Wow Wow or Three Dog Night and “Cat Scratch Fever” … Oh, yeah and anything from Snoop Dog: Bow Wow Wow Yippee-Yo, Yippee-Yay – Everybody put your hands up in the air!

You know the old dog saying… if at first you don’t succeed, pee on it and blame the cat

Can someone wake me up at 5:00?  I “accidentally” chewed off one of Mickey’s ears on my Disney alarm clock and now it won’t make a sound.

Just got a cool new dog follower on twitter… there it goes again… where did it go? there it is… opps, never mind, just my tail

I really just tweet for my own amusement… amusing others too… that’s like finding a forgotten treat under the sofa

I ate your fortune cookie when you left the room, but I remember what it said. “Wise man doesn’t leave cookie alone with a golden retriever”

Oh, to be a cat… … … … … nah… dog’s still rule, even if we do use all four paws and don’t like balls of yarn

Dog park etiquette…The ‘new’ dog at the park should allow the ‘old’ dog to sniff his butt before you sniff hers. Same rule goes for people.…

What? where’s the giant mutant two headed squirrel I caught last night? Oh, no, was it all a dream? (tail between my legs)

Golden retriever walks into a bar carrying a duck in his mouth… Bartender says, “We don’t allow dogs in here but the duck can stay.”

Christmas decorations down… I helped by pushing a box of shiny, breaky things on the floor… I heard a lot of ‘bad dogs’ afterward

Quick word of advice… don’t eat the yellow snow… ask your Golden, he’ll know why (and where all the yellow snow is)

Keep On Wagging!

Max