Fellow canines and companions, it is my duty to inform you that none of the Canine Party 2008 candidates were able to gather enough Electoral votes on November 4th to defeat the Donkey and Elephant party candidates.  As a result, the Donkey candidate and human person, Senator Barack H. Obama, will become the next President of the [...]

… Wag!, Wag!… Circle, Circle… the election is just hours away…  I have just released a national press release announcing the Canine Party 2008 candidates…   I encourage all my readers to go out tomorrow (even though I heard it may be raining cats and dogs in some parts of the country) and vote for REAL change [...]