…  wag! wag!  … I’m having a great time helping my people send out t-shirts and hats and mugs and stuff from my new store…  only problem is that I keep getting paper cuts on my tongue when I lick the stamps…  (and if you’ve seen my tongue you know why)

… what my people don’t know is that when they’ve been putting t-shirts into boxes and bags I’ve been playing with the new website…  and I have figured out how to do a few things…  first I figured out that I could replace the words ‘Keep On Wagging!’ with the words ‘Cats Smell Funny’ everywhere it shows up on the website just by pawing a couple of keys… 

… so last night, when everyone else was sleeping, I snuck onto the website and made the change… How did I get the password?  duhhh.. it’s ’retriever’ of course…  so until they woke up and checked the site, everything was changed… HA! HA! HA!  … if you visited the site in the middle of the night last night you could have ordered a ‘Cats Smell Funny’ Women’s Fitted Baseball T-shirt, or a golden retriever sticker that said ‘Cats Smell Funny’ or a hoodie with a picture of me and my friends that said ‘Cats Smell Funny’ right under our butts….  I was laughing so hard I piddled on my new alligator toy… 

Well… as you can imagine, (…tail wayyyyy between my legs) I was in pretty big trouble this morning.  I heard few ‘bad doggies’ and some other words that I can’t quite bark… (there might be some puppies reading along…)  For fun, though, I didn’t tell my people about the key to paw to change everything back…   I think they’re still trying to find everywhere it changed…

Oh, yeah, I mentioned there were two things I learned…  the other is that I could add ‘coupon’ codes to the store….  and, the best part is that my people didn’t figure it out yet….  so…  if you promise not to tell my people, I’ll give you the ’secret’ coupon code.  As far as I could read if you use it when you checkout you’ll get a 10% discount on everything you order from the store that has a picture of me or my friends on it (which coincidentally, is everything…).

You promise not to tell?    Okay … the coupon code is:  BARK    (I know, not very original but that’s the only thing that came to mind at the time.  I wanted to make the code ‘cats smell funny’ but it wouldn’t fit in the little box… all I could fit was ‘cats smell fun’ and that just didn’t seem right…  maybe I’ll try again tonight…)

So… when your people aren’t looking, sneak to www.KeepOnWagging.com, order a cool doggie tee for you or a t-shirt for your mom or dad and enter my secret code:  BARK

… I’m guessing your people will be so happy with your gift to them that they’ll buy you some treats with the extra 10% you would have spent without the secret code.

Keep On Wagging!

Max

PS:  I’d recommend using the secrect code by 11/02/08 ’cause I’m pretty sure my people will find out my secret by then and turn off my secrect discount…