Max the Golden Retriever’s First Movie Role
Published by Max October 14th, 2008… move over Brad Pitt… outta my way Benji… … look out behind you Will Smith…
…You’ve seen me on the CNN.com … I’ve shown up as Art all the way across the ocean… I’ve 
even been on a big screen in Times Square… but now… wait for it… I’m in a movie! Circle! Circle! Wag! Wag! … and a Jump! Jump! just to emphasize my happiness!
That’s right, your Golden Retriever pal, Max, (that’s me…) landed a role in a movie that was released today! … and guess what the movie is titled??? Max the Golden Retriever … “No way!” you say? Yes, Way!!
My buddies Jake and Tycho over at jakeandtycho.com and idurmutt.com are pretty prolific filmmakers and their latest work features me giving advice to Tycho. I play myself for this role so it will be easy to spot me… I’m also the only Golden Retriever…
… what’s next? Me on YouTube? Imagine it… me sharing the 19″ screen with Geraldo as he falls down in Galveston, TX during Hurricane Ike or with Brittany as she does something wacky or with that sad lonely kid dancing with his light sabre…
Drum Roll Please! Sorry, we’re all out of popcorn and drinks…
Max - I hope you’ve figured out what collar to wear to the Emmy’s so you look your best for your acceptance speech! Are you sure this was your first movie - you looked like a Pro! (And where did you take your typing classes - I find that my dewclaw always types an extra c or v…I wish I could type as fast as you!) Your friends sure are great movie makers, I hope they feature you again soon!
PS - How do you keep from getting distracted by the mouse on the screen? It drives me crazy till I try to catch it, then I get in trouble for “smudging” the screen - like it’s my fault! I’m just trying to project my human’s computer from the rodent that’s inside…they should be thanking me!
Max, you are such a busy guy. Do you have an agent? If so who and how much? I would really like to be a big star too. I can bark at squirrels real good and loud. I can steal hot dog buns off the table. (hehe, my human gets a kick out of that one) I alos can dig up the yard real well. Do you think you can get me a role in your next film?
Your Pal, Bailey
Bailey,
It sounds like you have all the ’skills’ I have so I can’t see a reason why you can’t be a big star too.
I don’t have an agent, but if there are any agents out there looking to represent a blogging dog just contact my people. (Wag! Wag!)
Keep On Wagging!
Max
Echo…
Definitely my ‘formal’ collar for the Oscars. I think it’s at the cleaners… better have my people pick it up. I tried to pickup my own cleaning once but the lady wouldn’t take dog treats as payment… go figure…
BTW, (see, I can hang with the young ‘texting’ crowd…) I don’t seem to have your picture in my friends gallery (OMG). You can send me one to my email address if you want to be on the ‘Screen of Friends.’
Keep On Wagging!
Max
max@maxthegoldenretriever.com