… growl, rumble, churn, growl, rumble… man, it sounds like a herd of cats are fighting over the last spot on the scratching posting post in my stomach…   I’m so hungry I could eat an elephant…  course I’d have to eat it one bite at a time…

sniff… sniff…   wonder what’s in the bowl this morning?  I sure hope it’s not any type of meat…  I heard the boy say last night that today is World Vegetarian Day…  I’m not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds like we’re supposed to skip eating meat for the day… 

… I wonder how I can celebrate World Vegetarion Day?  I can’t really get a different kind of food for my bowl… and I’m already starving so I don’t think I’m going to skip breakfast even if there is meat in my bowl…

… what can I do to support Vegetarion Day?   … scratch… scratch… circle…. circle….   I’ve got it!

I will not eat any Squirrels today…  I mean, I think they’re made out of meat…  I could be wrong… I know they mostly eat nuts and acorns and stuff like that so maybe they’re really not meat… they sure smell like meat though…  My buddy Rambo once told me that if it walks like meat, talks like meat and looks like meat… it must be meat….  and even if it’s not meat, chew on it anyway…  so I’m going to assume for the sake of World Vegetarian Day that Squirrels are indeed meat…

So, in honor of and to celebrate World Vegetarian Day, I, Max, will not eat any squirrels today….  I also call on fellow members of Rusty’s Squirrel Patrol in joining me in Just Saying “NO!” to eating squirrels today…

… it doesn’t matter that I’ve actually never caught a squirrel right?