… sniff… sniff…. Man, the smells at the beach are a lot different than the lake…. Sniff….. sniff…. Smells a little like that food the people tried to give me one time…. What did they say it had in it? Oh, yeah… fish…. Sniff… sniff….
… What’s that? Sniff….. sniff….. yuccckkkkk…. What is that smell? It’s got to be the strongest thing I’ve ever smelled… even stronger than that pile of cat poop I found in the backyard…. even smells worse than even the cat…. Snort…. Snort… better check it out…. Maybe there’s some kind of mutant cat at the beach… makes since with all the fishy smells around… I’m guessing this place must be crawling with cats…
… Sniff… sniff… circle…. Sniff….. not here but I’m definitely getting closer….. sniff…. WHOAAAA….. found it…. Paw… paw… feels kind of smushy…. A little bit like that bone that I found in the water puddle in the back yard…. Smushy and slimy too…. Lick… lick…. Spit…. Spit…. Spit…. Grossssssssss, what the heck is that?
… I know how to find out… Bark…. Bark…. Hey! People…. Come over here…. What’s this? Bark! Bark! What did the boy say? Jelly what? Jellyfish…. Oh, Jelly…. I had jelly that time the boy left some toast on his plate…. I think that was grape jelly…. It sure smelled a lot better than this fish jelly… what?
Oh, the boy said it was a dead jellyfish animal…. Oh…. Okay that makes sense…. Now that I think about it it smells a little like that dead bird I found at the park…. Except it smells fishy instead of birdy….
… What’s next? …. Better check out the water…. I’ll just put my paw in to check it out…. Whoooaaa…where’d that come from? Man, that water came out of no where…. Now I’m all wet…. Watch out….. here comes more water….. Bark! Bark! … now it’s going away…. What’s the deal…. Is it chasing me? Hey maybe this is what Chiquillo was talking about…
…. Boy it’s hot out here…. Next time the water comes back I’ll grab a quick drink…. Okay, here it comes…. Slurp, slurp….. Spit, spit…. What the….? Man, that is the nastiest water I ever tasted…. Well almost the worse… I guess that time I tried to drink that yellow lake water it was pretty bad… took forever to get that taste out of my mouth…. You know this water kind of tastes like the time I licked the plate the boy left some french fries on…
… I hope my people brought my water bowl with some good water….. better see what else is on the beach…. Hey…. Is that another dog I see down there? What’s he doing? I better take a closer look…. I could sure use some new friends…







Max, love to read your stories. I look at my golden (Glen) and can picture him romping with you. Keep having fun and living the dogs life you deserve.
Hi Max!
I love your beach pictures! I live at the beach too down on the island of Grenada. It sure is fun!
lots of woofs!
Migo